I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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