It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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