let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I have fence marks all over my body
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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