If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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