So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
sex in a hospital.. check
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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