The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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