i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
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Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
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His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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