They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
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we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
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Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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