just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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