Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Randomize
