the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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