The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
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WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
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There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
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