Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
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Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
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My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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