Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
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We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
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Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
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