belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
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He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
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We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
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