Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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