she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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