She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
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He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
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You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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