sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
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To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
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Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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