It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
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I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
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Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
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