Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
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Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
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Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom