Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
cat food counts as protein by the way
23 Bisexuals Confess The Biggest Differences Between Dating People Of Each Sex
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
These 25 Ruthless Teachers Embarrassed Their Students
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
The struggles of a small town man whore
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...