Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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