He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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