is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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