I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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