OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
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