We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
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