Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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