my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
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She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
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I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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