he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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