She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
i've created a new STD.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
I would fuck him just for his dog
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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