only if we run a train.
done.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
Randomize
