Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
Randomize
