I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
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Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
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Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
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