NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
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Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
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Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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