Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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