the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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