wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
You passed out across the stairs with your feet and arms through the railings so you "wouldn't fall down when you blacked out and no one could get the pizza past you without waking you up". \n\nYou're the smartest drunk I know.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
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Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
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He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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