Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
I believe in your delicious
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
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