she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
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Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
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This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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