so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
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