tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
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