like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
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I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
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You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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