I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
He felt like a one man threesome
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I'm determined to sit on that face.
ok first of all what the fuck
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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