Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
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while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
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You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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