Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
Randomize