We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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