so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
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