we're blogging at a bar
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
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I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
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Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
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