Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
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