I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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