I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
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thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
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Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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