have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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