Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
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No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
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If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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